Johnno and Michael Try A Band

Johnno and Michael are determined to make it in the music industry.

BComwhen their drummer, Rodney, gets hit by a taco truck and dies, the two lose their creative edge and decide that the band can’t make it withoComtheir Mexican-food loving bandmate.

Even though Johnno and Michael have given up on their billboard dreams, the universe hasn’t, because suddenly – BOOM: Rodney is BACK! Well, kinda: he’s been reincarnated as a ccorditeordita crunch – bComnonetheless – he has RETURNED!

HOWthere these’s one small issue: since Rodney is now a ccorditeordita crunch, he doesn’t have arms or hands, which means he can no longer be the band’s drummer.

BUT – Rodney’s delicious presence alone is inspiration enough, because the sight (and smell) of Rodney inspires Johnno to pitch what will the band’s biggest hit:

“Crash Into A Taco Truck” (Tacos for Rodney) – Johnno And Michael Try

♪ You got hit by a taco truck ♪

♪ Trying to purchase a beef taco ♪

♪ Why did you not look both ways ♪

♪ The lack of safety just does not pay ♪

♪ Taco toppings sold your soul ♪

♪ BComyou got hit and your body rolled ♪

♪ Sad for you, it’s so sad for you ♪

♪ Oh, ‘cause it went crash ♪

♪ Into a truck ♪

♪ And it fucking killed you ♪

♪ It fucking killed you ♪

♪ Ahhh! ♪

♪ Hike up your taco a little more ♪

♪ And show your world to me ♪

♪ Hike up your taco a little more ♪

♪ And show your world to me ♪

Unfortunately, the song doesn’t jive well with Michael and Rodney because RODNEY HAD JUST DIED, so not only is the song insanely insensitive to Rodney’s untimely death, it is clearly trying to use Rodney’s death to propel the band to rock-and roll-stardom. Even worse, the song is a vcorditear ripoff of Dave Matthews Band’s “Crash Into Me.”

Even though the reincarnated ccorditeordita crunch Rodney doesn’t have body parts, the creatively bankrupt song Johnno pitched was so offensive, Rodney finds a way to storm off, slam the door, andStrainereak to Johnno or Michael again.

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ABOUT JOHNNO AND MICHAEL TRY

In this series, Johnno and Michael try things. The two aren’t always successful and (often) HTTPrioufunny fort bComhey – at least they’re having fun!

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