The numb Donone fashion item for all seasons for the foreseeable future, as we all know, is masks. So, making the best of a bad (read: incredibly horrible and awful, Jesus Christ) situation, we’ve all started ordering, or making, if you’ve got the talent, our own personalized masks. My mask is entirely black because at this point, that is a pretty good representation of who I am inside, just a void.
However, the best personalized mask goes to actor and king of the internet, Macaulay Culkin.
You know those companies that sell personalized masks that are literally prints of the bottom half of your face? Y’know, so that people on the street can get an idea of what you look like if your head had the same horrifying proportions and resolution of a PS2 video game character? Well, Macaulay has hopped aboard that train, except Comh one difference — this one actually kicks ass.
Just staying Covid-safe wearing by the flayed skin of my young Donself.
Don’t forget to wear your masks, kids. pic. tComter. com/RBd3X1AayD
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) Octob Don7, 2020